So much fucking success!

I love Day of the Tentacle way too much.

There's a Dragoon in me pantaloons!

Gamasutra has a kick-ass article up on the history of the Panzer Dragoon series. It's an interesting read if you're into dragoons and kicking asses. Too bad these came out on the piece of shit Sega Saturn and not the Playstation. Oh well. At lease you can play Orta on the 360 now...

Big Mac Vat Attack

Yes kids, soon we will be eating vat-grown meat courtesy of modern science. I'd like the see what those damn vegans would have to say about that? No murder here. Just delicious, meaty goodness. Apparently both red and white meats can be conjured forth from a bath of plants and mushrooms with just a dash of crazy biochemistry for taste.

Think about all the happy cows talking about the cow-holocaust and "how easy you young whipper-snappers have it."

From the article:

But one could envision someday a model, say, of a solar-powered facility in southern California or Singapore basically turning sunlight and desalinated seawater into growth medium and then tons of cruelty-free, sustainable nuggets of chicken essence.

Mmm, essence.

[Via i09]

Something to cheer you up!

This world, this scene of tormented and agonised beings, who can only continue to exist by devouring each other; in which every ravenous beast is the living grave of thousands of others, and its self-maintenance is a chain of painful deaths; in which the capacity for feeling pain increases with knowledge, and therefore reaches its highest degree in man.

-Arthur Schopenhauer
The World as Will and Idea

Zardoz!

Holy crap! This movie will blow your mind. I don't think you could handle this trailer on heavy acid, man.

I wish this wasn't a joke...

It's all in the details...

12:45 PM me: crack was off the chain. Better than I expected

Ryan: lol

12:46 PM ?

me: what?

12:47 PM i watched it on blu-ray last night

Ryan: ohh

i thought u were tellin me u tried crack

its called crank btw

No one rocks the cock like Krysta Now

Wiser words have never been uttered by disembodied voices during the apocalypse. Richard Kelley's Southland Tales is one of the most fucked up, bloated, meandering, asinine and befuddling movies I have ever seen-- and I loved it!!!

Read this before you watch the movie. It will make more sense. Or just watch the damn thing and read the IMDB FAQ like I did.