Spotted dicks and stabbings

So Britain is trying to ban samurai swords in light of a rash of high-profile attacks that have occurred recently. England has a pretty serious ban on weapons. Normal citizens cannot own guns or bazookas. Not owning samurai swords may soon be added to the list of reasons why the English are dumb and Harry Potter is gay. From the article:

"In the wrong hands, samurai swords are dangerous weapons."

Well no fucking DUH! It's a fucking sword!