Sunday, March 30, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
The Legend of N
What do you get when you cross N+ with The Legend of Zelda? Why this glass of fresh-squeezed, pure awesome.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
WTF Dream
It was kinda like this but 10x more awesome.
I had the strangest fucking dream last night!
I'm in some kind of back room in an airport. Seth Green in working as an electrician replete with teal overalls and a little white embroidered name tag. He is behind a slightly open door telling a story to his coworkers. It's not so much a story as it is a spoken word rendition of Boyz in Da Hood by Eazy-E.
Yeah, this Seth Green. And what the fuck is up with this picture?
Seth walks out of this room only to find himself in front of some weird African dude.
The Weird African Dude
Weird African dude tries to corner Seth Green in a back room and force him into some kind of sick, African, "ten-hour labour of pleasure”.
Dolph Lundgren busts out of a back room and start kicking his ass.
Mr. "I must break you" himself.
The African pulls out a walkie-talkie to call for reinforcements then escapes.
Suddenly, Rowdy Roddy Piper comes out of left field and starts beating the shit out of Dolph Lundgren.
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
Someone yells, “You traitor!” To which Roddy Piper replies, “I was never on your side, I'm a Canadian!” Dolph Lundgren starts ruining his shit. He catches Roddy Piper in a heel hook and blows his knee out.
I get the fuck out of there right quick. On the way out I am accosted by this guy from The King of Kong a Fist Full of Quarters documentary:
Why, Walter Day, why?
I bash-in his fucking skull and get the fuck out of that piece.
Then I woke up.
Care to interpret this one, Mr. Freud?
Friday, March 21, 2008
Like a torpedo in the sea
Art nouveau? Not exactly. It's a high-powered magnification of shark skin. Not only does it look like it could chew your fucking face off, it also is what allow sharks to shoot hella good underwater like a torpedo in the sea. Shooting hella good underwater also happens to be one of my many talents. But my skin isn't nearly that badass.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Sid Vicious
So we watched Sid and Nancy last night. What a bunch of depraved, drug-addled fucks. Pretty good movie. Funny as hell in a darkly humorous way. There are some interviews with the real Sid and Nancy floating around.
Check this one out.
The dude is so 'houin'd-out he's barely conscious. The guy was in the Sex Pistols but only as window dressing. The guy actually couldn't play anything. He was the bassist in name only. They left his guitar unplugged during the shows. They just thought he fit the punk lifestyle so well that they let him join the band.
You can read all about his life and time here.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
More Kraftwerk
Holy shit these guys are weird. Best part is when the dude at the end hits the special key to play a little melody. That's pretty much all he does. And it rules.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
Berzerker probes
No, not the name of a new porn. These are hideous bastardizations of a Von Neumann probe.
From the IO9 article:
Berserkers could be disseminated with the sole purpose of sterilizing every planetary system it encounters, forever eliminating the possibility for life to emerge and evolve. Should it encounter an inhabited planet, it could use any number of schemes, including nanotech instigated ecophagy, to quickly destroy all life in a matter of hours. By using a scorched galaxy policy, a civilization could sterilize the Milky Way in about 500,000 years.
Alternately, berserker probes could be disbursed across the entire Galaxy and lie dormant, patiently waiting for signs of intelligence.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
My guidance councilor never said this was an option
When I grow up I want to be a starfighter pilot and fuck purple haired girls.
More of these here.
Monday, March 3, 2008
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