The best of Craigs List

I have painstakingly separated wheat from chaff to present to you these hilarious and awesome Craig's List posts:

To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

Whoah Super Food Chopper & Bowl of Sweetarts

Wanted: Heart Surgeon for 1/2 Day Gig - No Pay

Seeking the heart of the librarian? - m4w

"What happened to all the nice guys?"

To the Woman who maced me - m4w

Superstars of San Francisco

It's me! Every girl ever.

To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle

From the Pizza Delivery Guy

wanted pre 1965 paper money for time travel

To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters

Women aren't attracted to men.

my coke for your pot

To the girl who flashed me while I was driving - m4w

Survival Of The Fittest

********ASS KICKING MACHINE*******

The best for last:

RANT: Why I Hate Port a Potties