Welcome, assholes!

Google is now in control of my life. I manage everything online through Google. It's easy and fun, try it today! All fucking right so this is my new and improved blog with more features. Now you can comment on my asinine posts (which I expect you to do frequently) and even subscribe via email so you can receive my insanely awesome posts the second the hit the interweb. Sweet!

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