Monday, January 14, 2008

Ten things I learned from watching the new Terminator Show

  1. Summer Glau is hot.
  2. Barcaloungers are bullet-proof.
  3. Terminators like Doritos (who doesn't?).
  4. Terminator minus James Cameron equals shit. But we already knew this (see Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines).
  5. Some bank vaults are also time machines.
  6. You can cause a terminator to do a 120 second reboot by applying 120 VAC directly to the back of his meat-covered chrome-dome.
  7. Some terminators have tits. The status of terminator vaginas is unknown at this time.
  8. When the isotope solutions turns red, you can fire.
  9. The line "Come with me if you want to live." sounds better when our Governor says it.
  10. "Cromartie" is the best name for a substitute teacher/terminator ever.

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