The Zorg ZF1

"It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier. One shot...And Replay sends every following shot to the same location! And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher...Arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads...Very practical. Our famous net launcher... The always efficient flame-thrower...My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!"

I want one!